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Ah. My 3 loyal lovely daughters.
Two with heights WAY BEYOND my expectations.

Siow May.
Xin Ni.
Zoey.

I think from the oldest to the youngest.
You noe ppl. I'm sometimes so afraid of my instincts. My feelings. CUZ, FOR SOME FREAKING REASONS. My instincts are so accurate, a tragedy befell on me.

I was majestically invited to blk186. Where Zoey told me that she'll bring 2more girls. And wouldn't tell me if they are chio anot. Instinctively. I tot of my daughters. Ah, what a tragedy. IT REALLY IS THEM. How can tis be? I was hoping for some really hot chick to hit on me. OOH~

So anyways. They had cake prepared for me.
What was it for? OH. It's father's day. ( i rmbed i didn't prepare anything for my dad.)

My instinct. The cake... == For some reasons. The bad feelin was so great, i felt lyk puking when i first saw it. AH. What a mistake. I made such a pathetic excuse, that i've taken my lunch n is already full. YET, the cruel idiots force it down on me. I look at the chocolate cake and thought, "HAIX. Might as well just eat it, the most juz swallow the whole thing down"

BUT. How evil and freakingly sick and perverted can they get.

They PERFECTLY INJECTED WASABI in the middle of the cake. Oh, what's more. There's salt. Oh ya. Salt, not as in a pinch or 2. It's SAAAAALLLLLTTTT.

I mean, i'm fine with the wasabi, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SALT. ==? Okay, at least the 3 others tried it as well. Have a taste of ur own medicine dammit.

If u don't believe that it was THAT bad. Try putting ALOOOOOT of salt with into a chocolate cake. I ASSURE U. U will UN-DOUBTLY feel lyk spitting ur intestines out. But LUCKY. The wasabi and chocolate taste covered up for me quite abit. And i was able to swallow it down.

Ah. When the first torture was over. We sat down. While Siow May went up to her hse to get SOMETHING down. When i heard that.

These are the list of possibilities that came out of my mind immediately.
-Getting smth to whack me with.
-Get water down to drink
-Some kind of present with some reluctant-ness in it.
-Water bombs
-Smth to do with water fights.

Oh yea, those came out almost INSTANTANEOUSLY. I thought, how bad could tis get. So well, i ignored. And sat there obediently as i hear my children's stories.

Suddenly, i felt an ominous feeling behind my back. I tilted my head JUST ALITTLE BIT. Before a thunderstorm hit on me. It was lyk. SPOOOSH.

Want to know what was the only thing on my mind at that moment?
Just tis 2 words.
"fuck, shit."
Oh, that was said pretty calmly.

So you see.
FOR SOME REASONS.
They hid a BIG PAIL of water somewhere around the void deck. And yea. As expected, they only brought 3cups down, used to splash at me. And uh. I'm left to defend... With my.
LEG?!
(yes, i ran.)

But AH! What LOVE there is for the father. My youngest daughter, Zoey, decided to sacrifice her only defence, and gave me her cup(clarification:a normal cup. Not ur everyday bra) to defend myself. Ah, i was touched. Hence, i shall not attack her. At all.

Even though, she's that asshole who planned most of tis thing, and that only idiot who didn't give me a card, and a dumbass who stood by and watch all the fun while not getting wet.
I don't think she's wrong. SERIOUSLY. I think so.
(not.)

But tactical play. comes first. I focus my atk all on Siow May. She was drenched alright. Well, mayb not as serious as drench. Probably, SOAKED TO THE SKIN.

Hmm... So anyways. things somehow ended where she gets her SWEEEEET revenge which uh, well. She splashed the remaining pail of water on me. Ah, i am GOD. Ain't i? I forgave her sins. And let her repent on her mistakes. However, forgiveness always comes with punishment, doesn't it? I attacked her, throughout the conversations. Even though it isn't as sweet as totally wetting her. I guess that's enough as a punishment.

Well, things ended sorta arubtly and we sat there can caught up with each other. Well, it's more lyk tis father is telling "grandfather's son's stories"

Oh yea. They also pointed out 4bad points abt me. (or izzit 3? can't rmb)
But anyways, the only one i rmbed was.
-I always shatters people's last fantasy and made them live in reality.

Sometimes i wonder. If it was that good to live in fantasy. I mean, what's bad in facing reality totally?