---

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH~
(in those damn low and draggy tone)

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!

It's finally over. It's finally over. It's finally ovveeeeeer.
No more sch crap for the time-being. Now. I can focus on doing lame things. Hmm... Maths paper ah!!! DAMN U LAH. So difficult for what?

Oh wells. I made my own joke today.
If u noe who is Goh Hui Ting, den tis is her P6 or izzit P5 photo. Oh wdv, just know that it's a younger photo of her which i somehow manage to come across tis pic. Den decided to do smth stupid with it.

The quality isn't that gd as i enlarged it.




Nevertheless, it's interesting to see how she looks lyk last time. Isn't it?


Well, i think i have classphotos from P1 to P6, so mayb i boliao, will put up ADRIEL'S photo someday. Maybe? HAHAHHAA.
It's damn funny. i ASSURE u.

Oh wells. Juz in case u don't know her... Here's the joke. =)



Title: Porno Websites


Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, all this techno-logy is a terrible thing.

Last week I discovered the Interneh and found, over and over again, that there got so many porno sites!

I couldn't believe it! It was like some giant red light district.

Except without red lights.

I saw things I never saw before in Geylang, and certainly not in Keong Saik Road or Desker Road.

All kinds of funny things got.

Like anal sex! I got hear people threaten to f**k the living shit out of others, but this is si beh hiong!

What has society sunk to? Don't they know that chewrens can easily find these things?

I have decided to dedicate my time to locating each and every one of these sites, to make sure that no chewrens will accidentally wind up there!

And if any chewrens comes to the site, they will find me there first!

And I'll find them all, no matter how long it takes.

It's my sacred duty.

But when I told my son about this, the si noong kia dare to scold me!

He say, "Hallo, who's going to pay for all the phone line charges if you're online whole day long?"

I said, "You mean go Interneh must use phone, meh?"

Then he esplain to me about how a "modem" works.

Basically, go Interneh is like making a phone call, except you can access dirty things.

"So when you log on, it's like making some extended call to one of those sex hotlines," said my son.

"Sex hotlines?" I said.

"Yah, lor. Like in England or America like that, lor. You can call a number and speak to a char-bor who'll talk dirty to you."

"Like your mother?"

"Ah Pa, I know Ah Ma tells you to f**k off all the time, but I don't think it's talking dirty. At least not like the hotlines."

I was so shocked. I know there got such thing as "call girls", but...

"What do they say?" I asked.

"Pa, I'm not going to talk dirty to you!" shouted my son, and he stormed off.

Si noong kia! What kind of society is this that a son can suka-suka do'wan to speak erotically to his own father, thus enabling a stiffy?

Looks like I'll just have to use IDD.

Anyway, I returned to the Interneh.

I hear a lot of people say getting porn online is damn leceh and sad, because can only see, cannot touch. Then what for?

But to me, it's still one step above a magazine. Sometimes, when I use the mouse or trackball, it almost feels like a very firm neh-neh.

Much firmer than the pickled papayas of the old kways at Keong Saik Road, anyway.

And the little scroller is like a nipple like that.

And the pages don't get stuck together.

And to tell you the truth, sometimes being online is a lot like my own sex life:

Every so often, an error of type 3 will occur and my system will shut down.

In fact, restarting the computer is a lot faster than restarting my own system.

Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, after seeing all this porn on the Interneh, I can only conclude that technology is damn cock-up!





WAHHAA!!! Well. Today, played soccer after sch. SI BEI hot. Den kana sunburn. AGAIN. Lots of idiotic things happened, but den in the end, around 8people went to adriel's hse. With the interestin amount of male homo sapiens sticking close to each other in a hot weather. U could imagine the fragrance they emitt.

It's breath-taking.

Oh wells. It's a long story abt my day, shan't bore u with it. But den. I guess.... I'm gonna make a new blogskin. AGAIN!!!

Well, this time, i guess the theme would be on... Either...

-WINDOWS Vista
-Linux


Well, i'll probably custom-make the layout with no other materials again. But i'll probably nid some reference... hahas. Oh wells. That's all. I guess this post is pretty long..