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since it's exams tmr...
Let's lighten the mood alittle shan't we?
Enjoy!


by Cockmaster

Following a speech in which MM Lee warned that a big accident involving the PAP, like the sinking of a ferry with 3000 PAP Members on board, would mean the certain collapse of Singapore, the PAP has cancelled a planned ferry excursion scheduled for next month.

The PAP also issued a stern warning to all members that they always try to gather in groups of less than 5 members when traveling.

“We are extremely grateful that MM Lee pointed this out to us”, said PAP spokesman Mr. Sah Kah Chua, “We actually planned a trip to Indonesia next month and had chartered a rusty old hulk to bring all our key members for a vaca… uh, I mean strategy planning session in Bali to, um, plot how to, uh, best spend our salary increase.”

When asked what kind of ferry can hold 3000 people, Mr. Sah could not elaborate but he said that if people are packed tightly enough it’s amazing what can be achieved, “just look at our prisons, I promise you it can be done”.

Apparently the ferry had been decommissioned for several years after failing Indonesian seaworthiness certification and was being sold for scrap to Bangladesh. However, the PAP got a sweet deal and had booked it for a final voyage to Bali. “PM Lee’s wife has some real solid lobang to get great deals,” said Mr. Sah. “I mean, some of us thought the ferry was a bit lau pok, lah, but if it’s chosen by PM’s family, it must be good, right? The people who bought Shin Corp can't be wrong.”

Apparently, MM Lee had not been informed about the trip when he hypothesized the catastrophe. Mr. Sah gushed, “We didn’t tell MM about the trip! It was just a pure coincidence that he mentioned it. It’s scary to think what could have happened! Amazingly he might have saved the country once again!”

When asked why the PAP did not inform MM Lee about a big trip involving the very party he founded, Mr. Sah squirmed in his seat and said, “PM said not to, and something about his lau peh needing to take over every bleddy island he sets foot upon.”

In related news, the Media Development Authority has commissioned two films to drive home MM Lee's messages. The first is an adaptation of 'Poseidon' by multimillionaire filmmaker Derek Koh titled 'Sink With Me', while the second is a weepie by comedian Hack Neo titled 'I Not Overpaid', about poor rich people being beaten up by evil peasants.



That's an article i coped from somewhere.
So now and then, i'll put up stupid articles like these.

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