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Yay, i'm back again, posting... (duh~)

Juz came back from sch, sighs, nxt week exams liaos...! AH~ Muz study REAL hard.... Well, if i could concentrate, i noe i can, i MUST... i scared fail sia... *sighs* Hmmm, no matter wad, my post will most lykly be CRAP, not lyk sha's NON-CRAP posts... I pledge to pollute my blog with all my heart no matter wad race or religion.

Nvm, let's continue... I suddenly rmb this poem i made


TITLE: YOU ARE?

To the world, you are nothing
But to me, you are the world
The world, is nothing to me
So....?


Saddistic poem i noe, lols.... try on ur friends? gd for a casual joke

Hmmm, i wanna share with you 2 jokes which i rmb vividly Jia Hong had tell me, trust me, it's REALLY REALLY FUNNY....

Title: auto wash

Once, there's a guy who went into a toilet... After shitting, he realised that there're no toilet paper. Then he look around and saw a sign which read, " Use your hand to clean, there's an auto hand cleaning machine" Then after he used his hands to clean, he went to the machine to clean his hand... He saw a dark hole, den he put his hand into it... suddenly, "WHAM"!
A hammer sprung and whack his hand, in pain he put his hand in his mouth and suck to reduce the pain...

(auto clean eh?)

*LAUGHS*
nxt...

Title: Slow???

Once, there's a space ship which is carrying a herd of animals out to space becuz earth is going to be destroyed... Unfortunately, the ship was over-weight, and the lord want some animals to go down... Not sure of what to do, he told all the animals to tell a joke, if everyone laughs, he can stay. Then the dinosaur go up first... He told the joke and everyone laughed except the pig. He was thrown down.. Next is the Lion, he told a joke and everyone laughed, except the PIG again... 3rd comes the bird, she was very scared... Then she tell the joke... Everyone laughed... STILL THE PIG DIDN'T... She was thrown off.... Out of the blue, the pig burst out laughing and said: "The dinosaur's joke is so funny!!!"


(Slow reaction...[if u dun understand] lols!)


Hmm, hey! I read up on the reader's digest and finally know why when we all young that time we have BGR won't last for very long liaos... There's a type of chemical in our brain, which u call love, on adults, it'll stay in ur brain for abt 8~18 months before the chemical wears off, the rest u have to depend on your own to substain the relationship. For younger children. needless to sae, the chemical will stay for a shorter period, causing the relastionship to wear off.... Nice fact eh?

hmm, i realised that reader's digest is nice to read only if you WANT to read it... It's lyk, there's lots of interesting facts in it... Didn't realise it sia... I think the past month's copies, i'm gonna read up on them... Lots of information... Oh ya, i think i have quite a gd memory when it comes to really important things... Well, here's a scenario...

During the music lesson rite, there's a worksheet which the teacher gave out la, den i take my friend's completed work and copied it... Then 3 weeks ltr, we had a music exam and the same question came out from the worksheet.... Though i nv thought abt the question and only copied, i could answer almost 80% of the questions correctly... Interesting eh? I also realised that i'm only gd in memorising the important things in languages and numbers, not formula. When it comes to the science formula, i kinda had difficulties different shading the diff formula for each calculation... sad lorz, make my science & maths so lousy... Muz brush up on both of them liaos...

Hmm.... I'm quite happy that i've read up alot in the past year's, making my science journey kinda alot alot easier then the other pupils... Hence, i finally realised why my parents is always nagging at me to read my books... Well, though so, i still want to play lar.... Hmmm. but i think during the june holidays hor, i'm going to surf the net abt the related topics and study on them.... Let's hope that i keep my promise, cuz everytime i want to do something.... I end up doing smth which has no benefit to myself... So disappointed with my ownself lorz!!!

Sighs, i really regretted not paying 100% in class from P5~Sec 1... i think i muz buck up liaos.... Think u all read this sure damn bored one lar, but u had ur laugh juz now....

(it's my time to destress)

sighs, I feel alittle left out durnig class time lehs.... But hor, it's kinda the way i want it, yet not the way i want... I'm tired, i lyk to talk to friends, but i'm kinda lethargic to do anything, in a way i lyk it, in another, i don't and mayb i'm not so used to it... Cuz during the pri sch days, the guys ALWAYS gather around and chat abt everything... Really miss the old sch days... Well, actually i'm not really missing it larz, i'm alittle feelingless. Becuz, i've kinda made myself to think and plan for the future and not to sit back and lament abt the past... Though those are such fond memories, they'll start to fade away... One by one, juz lyk the lamps... So, i think... While sinking myself into all those memories, i shld face reality too.... Everytime a person leaves something they're close with/to, i think that they'll realised certain things....

Well, after leaving my pri sch... It has taught me to reasure each and every friend around me, esp. my sec sch friends, in time to come, we'll have to seperate again.... I think that seperation leaves a would, or rather, a scar, it will be left there foreva... And to sit here reminiscing abt my past.... It kinda makes me sad, don't u feel so too? It makes me really feel lyk crying, lyk the faces which u noe so well, 1 by 1 disappearing juz beside u... You'll feel a sense of loneliness.... Well, if u dun want to read the following paragraph, u may... Cuz it's a saddistic side of view... Better not read, wad sha said... as lonely


Lonely, u dun feel it, but it's happening all arond u, to yourself too... Let's think, even when seperation between friends hurt so much; wad happens if it's ur own family? Face the fact, we'll seperate somedays or another. When that day comes, u'll be left alone! If u dun have a family, u're juz lyk a loner straying by the roadside, numbing yourself with work and not noticing the things around u. You'll feel a tingling sense of being totally alone, everyone is craing abt their ownself, who cares abt the others? You're on ur own! Friends are juz a person who u could talk to, share things... But when u return to ur empty home, u'll start to wonder why you're here, why are u born? why? Lot's of irrational question will pop up inside of ur heads lyk boiling bubbles... Then, you felt that it's dark, everywhere around u is dark, juz dark! People walk past you without giving a second look... Even if you're famous, u enjoy the luxury and circle of friends, u'll soon realise that u have no one but urself to depend on...

(ok nvm abt this, it's really saddistic...)

anyways, since i have nth else to sae................ juz forget wad i sae, lols...