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i think i've been wantin to post this for a very long time.
but i keep forgetting about it.
But, today, i had crab for dinner. And it suddenly made me rmbed what i wanted to sae.

I mean, no wonder i'm a genius. It's in the genes! You see.
My dad is a GENIUS AT CUTLERY.
You could probably say that he is GOD-LIKE in it. He has wonderfully mastered the use of ur common, chopsticks, spoon and of course, ur fork.

Have u ever gotten frustrated because u can't reach the inner side of the crab meat? Or it's hard to open and it comes out in little little pieces? All sorts of difficulty right?

I mean, in my dad's family, ALMOST ALL of them could eat a crab WITH. A PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS, AND A FORK.
I mean it's lyk. WAD THE F?

Oh yea, u probably can't believe it, but it's true. I see him PEEL off the shell of the crab, and u see, THE MEAT ISN'T SPOILED AT ALL. It's STILL IN ONE F***ING BIG PIECE.

He takes his chopsticks, make a few twist, and POPS. THE WHOLE PIECE OF CRAB MEAT CAME OUT. I mean, CRAP LAH.
Trust me, you see le sure thing that is CRAP. Cuz they made me feel so stupid when i had trouble taking off the shell even using my hands, while they did it using those crap and didn't dirty their hand. AT ALL. ==

That's one of the most amazing food u can eat without dirtying ur hands. And, ONLY USING CHOPSTICKS, he could lyk, PERFECTLY slice out the fish meat, leaving JUST the bones behind. I mean, it's PERFECT. No bones inside the meat, no meat left on the bones.

This is so gay. I'm gonna ask him to teach me how to do that someday.
I WILL LEARN IT. NO WAY I'M GONNA EAT WITH MY HANDS AGAIN.